Is it A Bird? Is it A Plane?

The Scene: Airport in New Mexico, the family sitting next to this nice elderly couple making small talk.

Ryan pushes up to the older man and begins rubbing his legs (mind you he had shorts on so Ryan is rubbing his hairy legs - aagghhh!)

Ryan "Hey can I sit on your lap"
Kim (dying a slow death) "Ryan come sit here"
Man "What did he say" *I really don't think he heard Ryan, thank goodness*
Ryan "I just wanna sit on his lap"
Kim "We don't sit on total strangers laps ok"

Captain Underpants Strikes Again....

The Scene: Sam & Kids at the Condo Pool in Florida (Kim MIA *gone on long walk*)

Sam looks over to find Ryan with his arms around a guy that's soaking in the pool, talking the guys ear off and bobbing up and down beside his big, hairy belly......eeewww!
I can't leave the kids for a minute.....lol.

The Adventure Continues

The Scene: Sam and Ryan in a public mens room

Strange man walks in to use the restroom. Ryan points at the man and says in a deep voice, "Hey You.... You're scary....."
The man laughs and sams muffles an apology under his breath as Ryan continues, "Hey you, you're scary....you got tatooooos everywhere"
Sam quickly escorts Ryan out of the restroom laughing.....

The Adventures of Captain Underpants

The Scene: Fairfield Hotel in Provo, UT - Elevator

As we pull up to the hotel, Ryan spots a man smoking outside. We end up taking the elevator up to the room, with this guy. For those of you who aren't familiar with Provo - total Mormonville - so not too many smokers!

In the elevator:

Ryan (with a tattle tale voice) "Hey I saw you smoking........"

Man (with a smile) "Yeah"

Ryan "do you know you shouldn't smoke" "Why you smokin"

Kim "Thanks Ryan that's enough"

As we walk into our room and the man passes.....

Ryan "His lungs are gonna die from smokin"